- me: walking
- cat: hey hi how are you
- cat: you walking here??
- cat: can i just
- cat: get thru rght here
- cat: under your feet
- cat: excuse me make way
- cat: i need to weave myself between your legs
- cat: hey
- cat: WHOA YOU JUST STEPPED RIGHT ON MY FOOT CN YOU BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE WOW WATCH OUT MEOW MEEEOEOOWOWWOE
Oh my god so I have this cat that never wants anything to do with me, like when I try to pet him he slinks under my hand and runs away and stuff. And this morning, through the crack in my door, I see him waiting patiently outside of my room.
Now, he’s recently become bros with the new kitten, who is a lot more friendly than he is and loves affection.
When I open the door, I see that both the kitten and the cat are waiting outside my room together, as if my kitten has finally convinced him that I’m not so bad or something. And when they walk into my room, my cat lets me ruffle his fur.
THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! SUCCESS!
It’s like, no. I do not want to keep you cold so that you don’t spoil and I can later have you as a tasty snack. I’m a vegetarian, kitty.